Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Emails from Crazy People

Emails From Crazy People

A useful link when you are bored to tears and everything on TV is either a reality show, a repeat, or downright boring.

Check it out! There are some real winners in there! Like this one:

* Customer (Sam H)* 05/12/2009 03:21 PM
This is going to sound strange, but what does your Catfish Charlie Blood Catfish Dip Bait taste like? It's item IK-111006 in your internet. I think my girlfriend may have tricked me into eating some of it on a cracker. It tastes what I imagine rotten fish would taste like. She cried, saying it was a cheese spread she’d been working on all day, but that may have been faking. It turned my stomach like nothing before and I spewed, so I don’t think I’m poisoned or anything. I think it was the catfish bait because she wouldn’t eat any (says she’s lactose intolerant or some horse ****) and she wouldn’t let me take any to her mom in the retirement home because she’s on a strict diet. So do you think it was catfish bait or just some really bad cheese spread?
* Auto-Response* 05/12/2009 03:21 PM
*Date Created: * 05/12/2009 03:21 PM
*Last Updated: * 05/12/2009 03:24 PM
*Question Type: * Product – Technical/Recommendation

* Subject*
This is going to sound strange, but what does your Catfish Charlie Blood Catf…’
* Discussion Thread*
* Response (Shane H.)* 05/12/2009 03:24 PM

Hello Sam,

Thank you for visiting our Product Information Department,

Unfortunately I couldn’t locate anyone who has tasted the catfish bait, so we don’t know what it tastes like. Sorry about that. I would have to go with really bad cheese spread. If you have further questions feel free to e-mail us again, or log on to our “live chat” page. You can click on “Customer Service” at the top of any of our webpages, we would be happy to assist you.

Heh. And I thought I got crazy stuff in MY inbox!

Enjoy! And don't eat no Catfish bait.

Til next time,